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(614): View more from Ohio

if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it

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(931): View more from Tennessee

just woke up in my neighbors garage.

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scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one

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(518): View more from New York

The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.

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(313): View more from Michigan

will a lunchtime blow job make it better?

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