Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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