I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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