well most of my day revolves around power hour
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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