I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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