the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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