No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
of course. lets lasso hookers.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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