i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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