Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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