Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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