There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Randomize