He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm too high and old for this...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Randomize
