so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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