His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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