You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wish you could order shots online.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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