so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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