He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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