He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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