tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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