I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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