love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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