Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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