Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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