I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I understand Curling. That high.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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