I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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