you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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