Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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