I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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