Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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