if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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