I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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