think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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