she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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