I must be too annoying 4 u.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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