Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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