I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So vagazzling was a success
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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