Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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