my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Alive.
So much puke
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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