too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Randomize
