PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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