Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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