should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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