can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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