i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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