the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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