He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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