The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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