My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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