Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
