I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I have aggressive nipples.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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